9.07.2011

Current Value & Dean Rodell

fuck.

holy fuck.

WHO'S GOIN TO ASS TORTURE WITH ME NEXT YEAR?!



SUBT006 - Sparse Land EP 2009

1. Requiem
2. Requiem (Balkansky Rework)
3. Corridor
4. User Error Feat. Underhill

SUBS010 - Galaxies/Specific Functions 2011

1. Current Value - Galaxies
2. Dean Rodell - Specific Functions


galaxies is magical. usually this is where i shit out some obscure and not-at-all applicable analogy for what im hearing (and ive been trying to think of something for a half hour now), but galaxies is just...really, really awesome.

it sounds like...okay here we go: if in 1961, we replaced alan shepard with a malfunctioning printer made out of ketamine and shot it into orbit. jesus christ i should get paid to do this.


HAAAAARRRGGGHHH IM GOING TO SPRAIN MY FUCKING NECK FUUUCCCCKING BUTT BALLS SHIT FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING THAT IM WEARING SOCKS AND MY FEET FEEL REAL WEIRD AHHH WHEN IT COMES BACK FROM THE PAUSE HALF WAY THROUGH AND ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING BUT WITH EVERY DRUM LAYER AND THE GOOFY SYNTH PITCH SHIFTS UP I AM GOING TO FIGHT EITHER MY THIGHS OR MY DOG OR MY DOG USING MY THIGHS AND THEN IT SSSLLLLOOOOOoooooowwwwwly releases its grip from your dick.

i feel bad for the 10+ people that show up here every day just looking for queens of the stone age.




also, by their powers combined, they are:




S&M BUTT FUTURE FOREVER

3 comments:

fuzzy barnacle said...

http://i55.tinypic.com/deqla9.png

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

IT KNOWS

HOW COULD IT KNOW

DEREK GLESS, YOU DID THIS

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

HAIL THE IDEOLOGY OF MANROD