9.24.2011

New kid on the block...

I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert, my dog, used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

Greetings, and welcome to the hidden valley, newman's own, spelunking-journey into the horrifying chasm that is my music library. YE BE WARNED

Coconut. Almond nut. Babylonian cashew nut.

7 comments:

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

i regret inviting you less than any decision i have ever made in my entire life

fuzzy barnacle said...

best addition

Ehren Osterman said...

hout is in the building!

theodoreruxpin said...

hai n8!

Trout fan said...

what a nutter

Hout 4 Prez said...

This guy... what a whacky guy

Nathan Ryan said...

yeah where has this d00d been hiding!