anyway. i wanna talk about dropstep. but i also really, really dont want to talk about it, so just know that i have a sneaking suspicion that there's more to dubstep than eating a gram and waving your nazi saluting arm around.
as such, im starting with electro.
1. ZZT - Vulkan Alarm!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE IT SOUNDS LIKE THE GHOST OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL I USED TO HAVE IS HAVING AN ABORTION AND ALL OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL FETUSES ARE CATS
2. James Brown - Sunny (Futurecast Remix)
good news everyone. third time's a charm, and i can finally say right off the bat that yes, this is liquid drum and bass. this is a big moment. i can literally feel everything in my life turning around.
3. Messinian - Holy Ghost (Helicopter Showdown/Sluggo Remix)
man i wish messinian got to whine more stupid shit in this remix! but i guess its okay without, too.
4. The Damn Bell Doors - Kill All Bastards (Captain Panic Remix)
IM ABOUT TO FIGHT MY DOG TO THE DEATH, AND IM GOING TO WIN, BECAUSE SHE THINKS WE ARE PLAYING.
5. Figure - Vampires
vampires drinking game:
1. drink constantly until the room spins to show the passage of time
2. drink every time your face involuntarily scrunches up
dont die! there's more songs to listen to!
6. Au Revoir Simone - Trace A Line (JSaxton Remix)
be patien-BOOOOO, BOO BUHHH BOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOO, BOO-BUHH-BOO-BUUHH-BOOO-BEEEEEEE, BOOOOOOOOOO
7. Vodex - Deranged
this is the face. that is upon my face.
8. Sigma - Paint It Black
sick of step? save us, sigma!
9. Deadmau5/Kaskade - Move For Me (Beat Grinder Remix)
nice and simple and pretty. sounds like something bassnectar could make really wonderful. also this is your interlude before more LIQUID D&B.
10. Bungle - 25th Floor (DJ Marky/Bungle VIP)
gawwwwdd, daaaaayum!
11. The Secret Lemon Project - Sierra Le-OWNED
so i dont normally post things i dont like, despite what matt.park may believe. i think its just this and adai, and whatever hand i had in the excision/downlink EP. and even here, i was almost torn between posting this and deadmau5 - bleed (where my synopsis would have been: "jesus christ, was there no one present during the making of this that could have yelled 'I HEARD THIS FUCKING SONG A DECADE OR TWO AGO AND IT WAS BETTER'?").
so instead you get this abortion of a song, which nicely ties into the thus-far unsubstantiated statement at the top of this page. i would actually have a much easier time with this if it didnt maintain the chorus chords for two (seriously, it gets the first step, and the second step down, and then WHO THE FUCK BOTHERED TO MAKE SOMETHING SO FUCKING AWFUL) notes and then just shit all over the place. whats the fucking point of covering a really, really good song if you are just going to gut it and use the skin as a shitty kazoo? this is like listening to the internet in sonic form. THIS IS DROPSTEP!
i would probably also enjoy this if i fucking HATED MT EDEN. i have a couple lemon project songs i like too, so this is just...
christ.
this is your ultra-depressing interlude before i return to posting songs that i dont want to use as examples of what not to do.
no gif. this doesnt deserve a gif. and i have gifs of bones breaking, and of people vomiting. i have gifs of dogs shitting on people (i hope thats a search term that redirects people here).
if you are young, and you havent yet been taught what a melody is or why it's important, it's far simpler to skip the foreplay and kill yourself than it is to listen to this. i really can't say enough. i would listen to messinian scream-narrate my wedding and funeral while fellating lars ulrich before this song got a pass. this makes skrillex and bare seem like...chopin and liszt.
this does not get a gif. i hate everything in the world.
12. Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know (Hot Mess Remix)
this is my recovery. i dont give a shit, this is nourishing and comforting after that. ill say more later but im going outside to stab coyotes with the princess. here's a nice gif.
13.
i dont know how much longer i can do this. ive started awarding points to songs based on how not-annoying they are. i feel like im judging a fucking talent show for 10 year olds that i hate.
good news everyone. third time's a charm, and i can finally say right off the bat that yes, this is liquid drum and bass. this is a big moment. i can literally feel everything in my life turning around.
3. Messinian - Holy Ghost (Helicopter Showdown/Sluggo Remix)
man i wish messinian got to whine more stupid shit in this remix! but i guess its okay without, too.
4. The Damn Bell Doors - Kill All Bastards (Captain Panic Remix)
IM ABOUT TO FIGHT MY DOG TO THE DEATH, AND IM GOING TO WIN, BECAUSE SHE THINKS WE ARE PLAYING.
5. Figure - Vampires
vampires drinking game:
1. drink constantly until the room spins to show the passage of time
2. drink every time your face involuntarily scrunches up
dont die! there's more songs to listen to!
6. Au Revoir Simone - Trace A Line (JSaxton Remix)
be patien-BOOOOO, BOO BUHHH BOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOO, BOO-BUHH-BOO-BUUHH-BOOO-BEEEEEEE, BOOOOOOOOOO
7. Vodex - Deranged
this is the face. that is upon my face.
8. Sigma - Paint It Black
sick of step? save us, sigma!
9. Deadmau5/Kaskade - Move For Me (Beat Grinder Remix)
nice and simple and pretty. sounds like something bassnectar could make really wonderful. also this is your interlude before more LIQUID D&B.
10. Bungle - 25th Floor (DJ Marky/Bungle VIP)
gawwwwdd, daaaaayum!
11. The Secret Lemon Project - Sierra Le-OWNED
so i dont normally post things i dont like, despite what matt.park may believe. i think its just this and adai, and whatever hand i had in the excision/downlink EP. and even here, i was almost torn between posting this and deadmau5 - bleed (where my synopsis would have been: "jesus christ, was there no one present during the making of this that could have yelled 'I HEARD THIS FUCKING SONG A DECADE OR TWO AGO AND IT WAS BETTER'?").
so instead you get this abortion of a song, which nicely ties into the thus-far unsubstantiated statement at the top of this page. i would actually have a much easier time with this if it didnt maintain the chorus chords for two (seriously, it gets the first step, and the second step down, and then WHO THE FUCK BOTHERED TO MAKE SOMETHING SO FUCKING AWFUL) notes and then just shit all over the place. whats the fucking point of covering a really, really good song if you are just going to gut it and use the skin as a shitty kazoo? this is like listening to the internet in sonic form. THIS IS DROPSTEP!
i would probably also enjoy this if i fucking HATED MT EDEN. i have a couple lemon project songs i like too, so this is just...
christ.
this is your ultra-depressing interlude before i return to posting songs that i dont want to use as examples of what not to do.
no gif. this doesnt deserve a gif. and i have gifs of bones breaking, and of people vomiting. i have gifs of dogs shitting on people (i hope thats a search term that redirects people here).
if you are young, and you havent yet been taught what a melody is or why it's important, it's far simpler to skip the foreplay and kill yourself than it is to listen to this. i really can't say enough. i would listen to messinian scream-narrate my wedding and funeral while fellating lars ulrich before this song got a pass. this makes skrillex and bare seem like...chopin and liszt.
this does not get a gif. i hate everything in the world.
12. Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know (Hot Mess Remix)
this is my recovery. i dont give a shit, this is nourishing and comforting after that. ill say more later but im going outside to stab coyotes with the princess. here's a nice gif.
13.
i dont know how much longer i can do this. ive started awarding points to songs based on how not-annoying they are. i feel like im judging a fucking talent show for 10 year olds that i hate.
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