1.11.2011

BRITNEYSTEP LOLOLOL



christ it finally happened.... rusko didn't produce this one but i'm sure his produced songs will be on her album.... pop music assimilating dubstep is just the worst thing because it leads to comments like these:

"“Hold It Against Me” is prime Britney, all aggressive electro jitters, with a weird breakdown in the middle where Brit moans, blows kisses, and snaps her gum over Dr. Luke’s glitchy synth blurts." - Rolling Stone
"Proving that she’s still on the cutting edge of pop music, Britney has jumped into the land of techno and Euro-pop with what is sure to be a smash hit." - Access Hollywood
"It's a burning, pulsing swath of synthesizer that oscillates throughout the track and pulls you into the chorus. It may be nothing but a gimmick, but it's the kind that can't help but make you move." - NY Daily News

"I thought the track was great overall," the ****face of popular new dubstep**** said. "I'll be honest, man: I love Max Martin. I think he's an absolute genius. And Dr. Luke did it, right? I think they are a f---ing dream team. I love the track!" - *****Skrillex via MTV ***** fuck you skrillex, fuck you.


Skip to 2:12 in the song if you want to hear the awesome wubbin' breakdown...

You know everyone who buys this song, of which there are MANY already (song is charting #1 in several different countries), are gonna start liking dubstep, encouraging and ushering in useless waves of more generic stuff than we already have blehhhhhhh

10 comments:

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

told you

im having an egotistical glitchy synth blurt because i am always, always right.

Ehren Osterman said...

hahaha

yassssssssss

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

she wearing a wig in that picture? COULDA SWORN SHE WUZ BALLLD.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

IT'S BROTNEY, BOTCH

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXDlNDK25k&feature=player_embedded

Ehren Osterman said...

hahahahaha that is great

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

DUB HORN

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

how can you not like brain after watching the end of that?

Anonymous said...

Hasn't pop music always been assimilated with dub-step? Don't you all love that song that samples Nelly Fertado?

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. said...

nah that shit sucks.

KEEP IT KVLT