5.17.2010

Tangled Hair - First 2010

beautiful mathpop from britain. very soft and well-played, great vocals, only 4 songs and only 27mb. GET.


http://www.mediafire.com/?zdywxjyowyw#2

The Books - Thought For Food 2002


weeeeiiird. glitchy, very, very sample-y. sporadic and nonsensical.


http://rapidshare.com/files/383957353/The_Books_-_Thought_For_Food.rar

5.16.2010

Dragbody - Flip The Kill Switch 2000


holy fucking shit this came out a decade ago. its insane. like a heavier converge, mixed with gaza and knut.


http://www.mediafire.com/?jjwjdy3yqho

Parallel Lines - 38:22 2010

awesome awesome ambient drone with quick drums.



01. Part I
02. Part II
03. Part III
04. Part IV
05. Part V


http://www.multiupload.com/1WLYWF36TS

The Flight Of Sleipnir - Lore 2010


noodly stoner vikings! awesome stuff! somewhere between baroness and amon amarth and agalloch.


01. Legends
02. Of Words And Ravens
03. Asgardreid
04. Fenrisulfr
05. The End Begun
06. Black Swans
07. No Man Will Spare Another
08. Winter Nocturne
09. Let Us Drink Till We Die


http://www.multiupload.com/U7IO0UOU37

5.08.2010

5/7

its like im actually there, dating that stripper!

"hAnnaG, i think tj and i r walking to cheery creek."

"The girls are out tonight!"

En français?

"DOES IT NOT SMELL LIKE AN ATTIC?"
It still smells like an attic, but now someones Grandpa crawled into it and then died and then it caught on fire.

"This is the meltiest I've ever felt in my life."

"It's a very melty bathroom! With very melty things in it!"

"I don't know who Brooke is. And Ramnath sounds like a super villain."

"Yes! You should be! I've been fondling--EIFFEL TOWER."

"Man-jo is the new dubstep! It's a mango and a banjo! It's the bro-iest instrument."

"What happens to food when you toast it?"
"I don't know, it's a fuckin' miracle."

"It took us 2500 years to invent dubstep so that Stephen Baldwin could Tecktonik with Jesus."

"Something about a party? And Al Quaeda?'"
"That's what I heard too!"
"Sounds like a BLAST!"
"Al Quaker. NOT A BLAST."
"GIVE ME THE OATS."

"This song is actually a remix of Tipper taking a shit. Like, hey Tipper, here's $3000 to make people listen to you poop. Most people would PAY $3000 to have someone listen to them poop."

"There are two kinds of people in this world: cars, and horses."
"...are you guys still fucked up? It's 6AM."

"Your horse knowledge is inadequate, at best."

"Is this drugs? CLICK!"

I am one with nature. I am going to try to hug a deer.
Come here little buddy! Come to Cuddle Duncans! Try this, we call it the HUG DRUG.

Duncan is now Cuddle Duncans. Larsson is the new TJ, Hannah is the new Larsson, and Paul is still New Paul.

You only get one whomp, but oh my god. It is the best whomp ever. Thanks Lunesta. Whomp of the evening goes to...

Why doesn't Tipper have a chin? It's from tipping all the time.

Are you guys seeing these crumbs? Where are they going?!

"Age me when you get back. Tjamjp."

Last time I got a flu shot...

FUCK AMERICA. HAWKQUEST!

FUCK BLANK. HAWKQUEST!

FUCK THIS. HAWKQUEST!

We are trying to explain why the door isn't what we think it is.

WALK LIKE THE KING.

"It's like a...like a...god it's like a...shit, like a giant church...and then there's a window...and a pillar. And you are Jesus." ...it took me that entire conversation to realize I had no idea who that guy was.

It's like blacking out. I woke up and Fox was dead and I still had 70 lives left and it was terrifying.

I'm really tired Basshunter. Can we just wrap this up?

Your shirt is like an endless series of sunsets.

It's de-tuning! It's just a series of notes!

Guys. We have been funny for like...25 hours now.

Guys did you see Tippers gigantic eyebrows and mustache?! You were right Hannah, he IS old!

"Guess what I just got back?"
"What did you just get back?"
"My divorce settlement!"


Fuzzy barnacle. Skydiving. The maps. Basshunter quotes. Hypnotiq. That one thing Kleetus said about water. It happened sometime between Smallville and Lord of the Rings. Max standing, then melting under the mattress. The blinds. The moon. The stupid, useless cat dancers that kicked us off the box. The glow bracelets burning holes into the floor. The water fountain. 2 hugs/day. Arabian aunt.

Aww Hannah, THAT'S what you forgot! Your bikini and a lot of beads! I forgot to shave my head and then be old and grow a nasty beard and wear terrifyingly unattractive clothes.

Half of these bro's are 12.

DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT COWBOY?!

That fucking gorilla llama with the third eye.

MY HAND IS CUBES. What is pot? Do you guys do pot?

The carpet looks like alphabet soup. That's how you know you are sober. It's supposed to look like that.

Sitting is the new standing.

Vibesquad getting sprayed in the face by the Vibesquad repellent system installed in his board by the manufacturer.

"Well...none of us know where you live. Also my phone is becoming increasingly fluid."

5.06.2010

Oranssi Pazuzu - Muukalainen Puhuu (2009)



It's like Nachtmystium's "Assassins", if Assassins was a good record. Also, it's got an awesome fucking album cover. SPACEMAN!

SPAYCEMEHTUL!

5.05.2010

Look Mexico! - This is Animal Music (2007)


Awesome math rock/midwestern emo from Florida (lol wut). Amazing vocals, twinkly guitars, odd time signatures and off drumming, it's amazing!

Just listen to it.

Earth - The Bees Made Honey In the Lion's Skull (2008)



the sound of a sepia-tinged desert landscape falling through infinity, in slow motion


Rosetta - A Determinism Of Morality 2010

01. Ayil
02. Je N'en Connais Pas La Fin
03. Blue Day For Croatoa
04. Release
05. Revolve
06. Renew
07. A Determinism Of Morality

downloading now, stand by for a report.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S5YJ8MJ2

Enduser - 1/3 2010


i love my breaks. has one dubstep remix.

http://www.mediafire.com/?joqgt54vmmm

5.04.2010

Danzig - Danzig II: Lucifuge (1990)


I refuse to do my usual write-up for this because it will never do it justice. But bitches need to know about Danzig. He's evil, he's short, he might be a pedofile, and he's probably the greatest vocalist ever (no one can ever change my mind, and if you know me, you know this is true.)

So, fuck you and download this. And buy his new album when it comes out in June and hope as hard as I am that it doesn't suck. 777




5.02.2010

Nobunny - Love Visions (2008)


What to say about Nobunny... well, he performs live in his rabbit mask and his briefs. He plays rad as fuck, fun, fuzzy garage surf/punk/noise shit. I don't know, but it's fucking awesome. Also, Ramones rip-off album cover = great job!



4.29.2010

Shikabane - 自我と煩悩


Awesome, mindshattering blackened hardcore from Japan. If you liked Teen Cthulhu, you'll dig this.

SHIKABANE!

God is an Astronaut - Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)



Yes, it leaked. Awesome post-rock from some of the best in the business.

Enjoy.

Lemuria - The First Collection (2008)


Ridiculously sappy, adorable and incredibly passionate indie/pop punk from Brookyln's finest. Lemuria is tooth-achingly sweet and drips with that poppy glaze that we all love so much. Also, by default, I have now fallen in love with the lead singer, Sheena Ozzella. MAI WAIFU!


Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven!


One of the greatest musical recordings in existence, GY!BE's finest work and amazingly influential. The tracks do not come in the normal order, instead they are listed as "movements" and following in the good old post-rock fashion, are long as FUCK. Sleep is arguably (well, you'd have to argue me) the greatest GY!BE track, solely for Murray Ostril's soliloquy in the beginning, and the build up to Efrim just screwdrivering the guitar while the drums hammer out melodies akin to soldiers storming the beaches of Normandy. Bonechilling and awe-inspiring.

1.1: Storm
1. "Lift Yr. Skinny Fists, Like Antennas to Heaven..." 6:15
2. "Gathering Storm/Il Pleut à Mourir [+Clatters Like Worry]" 11:10
3. "'Welcome to Barco [sic] AM/PM...' [L.A.X.; 5/14/00]" 1:15
4. "Cancer Towers on Holy Road Hi-Way" 3:52

1.2: Static
1. "Terrible Canyons of Static" 3:34
2. "Atomic Clock" 1:09
3. "Chart #3" 2:39
4. "World Police and Friendly Fire" 9:48
5. "[...+The Buildings They Are Sleeping Now]" 5:25

2.1: Sleep
1. "Murray Ostril: '...They Don't Sleep Anymore on the Beach...'" 1:10
2. "Monheim" 12:14
3. "Broken Windows, Locks of Love Pt. III." 9:53

2.2: Antennas to Heaven
1. "Moya Sings 'Baby-O'..." 1:00
2. "Edgyswingsetacid" 0:58
3. "[Glockenspiel Duet Recorded on a Campsite In Rhinebeck, N.Y.]" 0:47
4. "'Attention...Mon Ami...Fa-Lala-Lala-La-La...' [55-St. Laurent]" 1:18
5. "She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer, She Dreamt She Was Alone in an Empty Field" 9:43
6. "Deathkamp Drone" 3:09
7. "[Antennas to Heaven...]" 2:02

They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

Japandroids - Post-Nothing (2009)


Slowcore, shoegazing guitars mixed with fast drums and wall of sound distortion, rolled up in a poppy little lo-i ball. So delicious. You must eat it.

Enjoy.

4.27.2010

Mimosa


he is THE MELTIEST

CrunkSteppers Guide into the PsyPhy MiNi MiX

1. MiM0SA - On The Line
2. MiM0SA - Delirium
3. MiM0SA - I'm in Love With a Stripper (ReMix)
4. MiM0SA - Werk Me (feat Missy Eliot)
5. MiM0SA - When I'm Alone (Bigger Than Hip Hop)

http://soundcloud.com/tigranmimosa/the-crunksteppers-guide-into-the-psyphy




MiM0SA'S FALSE iD0l MiXxx

1) MiM0SA - iN Search of Beauty
2) PantyRaid vs. MiM0SA - Chaos Control
3) MiM0SA - Days Go By (ReMiXx)
4) MartyParty vs. MiM0SA - The Perfect Flaw
5) MiM0SA - Looking Back
6) MiM0SA - California Rude Boy
7) MiM0SA - LSD Excursions
8) NastyNasty - Python Kiss (MiM0SA ReMiXxx)
9) MiM0SA - Money to Blow (ReMiXxx)
10) MiM0SA - Bamboo
11) MiM0SA - Ride The Snake

http://soundcloud.com/tigranmimosa/mim0sas-remote-viewer-mix

J-CORE MASTERZ VOL. 3 (2008)


Insane, brain rotting, Japanese speedcore from the masters. It's not good by any means, but it's so hard to not listen to because it's crazy. Fucking electric cocaine. You should probably run this through a really big, really heavy bass amp and just let your skin melt off.

Duncan, you won't regret this.

4.26.2010

White Wizzard - Over the Top (2010)


This is the greatest Iron Maiden influenced metal band you've never heard of. Listen to this shit and just be in love with me after you do. Watch this video for the title track. It's got metal wizards, jazz wizards, Pontiac GTOs, 666 license plates, and shit like that. It's awesome as hell.



FUCKING METAL

Letting Up Despite Great Faults - s/t (2009)


Amazingly soft and sweet glitch/dream pop. This music is amazing to fall asleep and wake up to, I highly recommend this. One of my newest favorite dream pop bands, and one of those albums you can cuddle to and watch the rise to.

Yup.


Enjoy.

Woods - At Echo Lake 2010


oh wow i was not expecting this one at all. its like if current deerhunter was more fun. its like...the late 60's! all over the place! mixed with any arcade fire that doesnt suck ass.


http://load2.me/?iyBskZzq

Choking Victim - No Gods, No Managers 1999

sorry this hasnt been posted before. you know this one.

there are no winners in this fucked reality.

http://sharebee.com/4924a971

Alcest - Écailles de Lune 2010

so much better than that other band a few posts below. this is heart wrenching music, to say the least. they are so retardedly good at this sound. its waaay better than the last full album too, which was too slow and unambitious for my taste. its also better than amesoeurs, and since agalloch hasnt done anything of note in years its way better than agalloch too. this album is awesome. only 42 minutes, so theres little wasted time.

highly recommended.


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RVB4GVZR

4.25.2010

Windmill - Puddle City Racing Lights (2007)



Imagine Neil Young taking an oblivion seeking gulp of helium, then played with some pianos and sang really catchy, long choruses.

Then you would have Windmill. British. Good.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

Les Discrets - Septembre et ses Dernières Pensées (2010)



Do you like Alcest? How about Amesoeurs? Do you like shoegaze-y/slow black metal with no screams and fucking eargasming? Because if so, I would heavily recommend this album. Also, they're from France, so they rule at that black metal shit. GET ON IT!

Prepare to be depressed.

Lonely Drifter Karen - Fall of Spring (2010)


Kind of shoegaze-y, kind of slowcoreish, absolutely dream poppish, and absolutely incredible. Think Fleet Foxes, if they were more poppy and female. New album from this unrecognized group, even Pitchfork hasn't gotten to this shit yet, so you know you're better than every one else ;)

Enjoy.