3/12 - 3/14

when would i ever need to know what a delorean is? and why is there no pork on saturday?

oh hey mr. galore. we love cash! whered ya get this?!

i think im addicted...allergic to alcohol. - those are very similar situations.

hey T-stupid, whens the test on dropshots?

my god did that smell good.

you leakin, blood. call an ambalance!

is this willie from myspace?

nate pulled a nate and is bleeding out on the bathroom floor. get people magazine!

whats in the fire hydrant? - uuhhh fire, dumbass

kleetus ya want a brownie show? im giving myself a pringle show.

im FRIED, and nate is KETIED, and we are black warriors.

you know what would be EVEN BETTER? if we put NATE's balls on TJ's forehead! LOLOLOLOLOLO

is anyone else going to drunk mom dance with me?

bui, i need you guys to come back. i am fucking destroyed right now, pacing and cleaning and washing everything and screaming choking victim lyrics at full volume. also, apparently i made a pizza, if anyone wants it.

the worst part about being a moslam is the farting.

so what really happened to his throat? - his sister accidentally the entire handlebars.

this NEVER. GETS. OLD.

is it mustache march, or MURDER MARCH?

hout it get so difficult for me to form the words "sausage mcmuffin"?

hes in the kleetal position!

hey jackie, why did you accidentally tekken 6 the whole maglite?

WHERE THA TOWELS AT?!

okay, if we're going to walk this dog, we're going to do it right.

what did one lesbian say to the other? - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TJ THE COPS ARE COMING AND THIS SAUSAGE BURRITO IS ALL OF THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW

are you buzz lightyear? i love your movies.

drews tentacle-ing on the couch

amiel fell asleep in the dogs butt.

its dyson! SHES GONNA BLOW HIM AWAAAYY!

im 30 years old, and my parents are dead. or in prison.

id love to sleep right now, if brain ray would stop making noise.

im going to get BEAN TOWN tattooed on my knuckles. its a place north of broomfield that has one giant bean.

its the first friday of the month! you know what that means!

hey do you dudes remember that vocal cord guy? what was his name, sandstorm?

did you see the shark?

vegas blows. too many billboards!

hey man what are you up to? - just chilling. cold chillin.

no hetero

wangis khan

come watch brian suck at starfox. slippy, nooooooooooooo!

a pink...i want to say vinyl purse?

theres a feces extractor parked in my garage

would you say this color is coral, or deep salmon?

who is frank fertilestien?

hey. i mustache you a question.

why is 7 afraid of 9? because 8 ate his family?

you what? you what? you dont what?

lol i thought it said robort foord.

having trouble with your droid? credits WILL do fine.

tap Z twice!