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bui, come take a shit so i can pee between your legs!

how much dick do you want to see tonight? any? THEN MAINTAIN. EYE. CONTACT.

X, he is going to give it to ya. you are all ya, and you are all about to receive it from X.

are you...preserved in bromaldehyde?

when i think helter skelter, i think more race war and less moving furniture.

imagine if the next roadkill we see is a fucking zebra.

Welcome To Broomfield: Yes, It Is A Place!

next time we are going to mob the party in an RV. or an oversize load house on wheels.

whos in line for a chunky one?!

we are the trifecta. if anyone leaves, we are a bipod. forever.

hi im nate but you can call me n'.

EPROM! EPROM ITS ME! IM SLOWLY MAKING MY WAY TO THE FRONT!

the bui method of self introduction is 70% violent thrusting.

ummm...donde esta...la trabajo...de los manos? una handjobe?

160bpm! 160bpm!

if youre going to find ben, take the sink with you.

cuz now youre partying with rollin' homer.

we are all having a tequila sunrise if its the last goddamn thing we do.

i dont know which party youre at, but nate and i are over here.

I WENT TO DRUGS WORK HOSPITAL. id love to perform surgery but i still have drinks duct-taped into my hands!

theres one too many mackessys here. i dont care which one, but one of them has got to go.

it took 10 hours, but i got bui up to 2 and a half shots.

how did we all end up hoarse? was there yelling?

i dont want to point fingers, but as a crew, we had a lot of difficulty with that wooden fence door.

which game are we playing? SlackJaw Draw or edward vonnegut face?

throw a rock in the serengeti, and youre bound to hit one of these assholes.

watch out! theres both lions and a giggling girl around here somewhere.

who, paul? nah he just ran a train on himself.