Genus Inkasso - Such Sights To Show You 2010

oh my sweet lord this is like satan sitting on your face in the dark and laughing while playing a drum pad with the severed fingers of 100 million condemned children, while he exhales PCP into your nostrils and covers your mouth so you cant scream.

10/10, A++++++ would buy from again.

http://www.idmtrade.net/2010/04/listen-download.html

The Fellowship - Prancing Pony Mix

HOLY SHIT

Paul and TJ went apeshit. It's absolutely amazing, objectively. 56min36sec, covers all the whompy hoppy melty bases. Its got LOTR quotes, youtube quotes, sammy was probably present for the making of most of it...

Shit. And its fucking free. You can't not get it. Highly recommended.


http://soundcloud.com/thefellowship/the-fellowship-2010-prancing-pony-mixset-1

65daysofstatic - Weak4 2010

way cool. whatever sound they have, they do it well.


http://www.mediafire.com/?djojzjwyznz

Red Sparowes - The Fear Is Excrutiating, But Therein Lies The Answer 2010

01. Truths Arise

02. In Illusions of Order
03. A Hail of Bombs

04. Giving Birth to Imagined Saviors

05. A Swarm

06. In Every Mind

07. A Mutiny

08. As Each End Looms and Subsides


its way better than the new pelican or russian circles albums. they keep their sound without making the same album, and they know EXACTLY what they are trying to get out of an album, instead of saying "oh fuck heres a dope riff, MAKE THE SONG". its beautiful and emotive, but i cant help feeling like the lack of a pseudo-lyrical narrative kind of shows up in the occasionally messy flow from song to song.

regardless, i love the shit out of it, and it sounds amazing, and it makes me want to cry like a big queen, and i will be there on april 26th if it kills me.

http://www.multiupload.com/2ITMNCLBRY

Eagle Twin - The Unkindness of Crows 2009

clear guitar! beards! chest tattoos! ethan described them as "doom ADD"! fucking amazing, live or otherwise.



http://rapidshare.com/files/366436545/TUOCrows_320_ByRobixxx.rar

3/19 - 3/21

where'd the cat?

but unlike OK Go, Weezer is fucking terrible all of the time.

aint nobody seen no...DAMN

man you got long-ass balls.

homer's singing reggae in the bathroom! braaap!

so i think nate and i may be the same person. but also bui and i are the same person. and jake roe. we're all the same person in different ways.

i dont know, just...fly casual!

hey that's my dinner!

if i see the cash cab one more time...

hey guys, get him a tissue. 'cuz he cryin again!

i slipped you the tongue and you just giggled!

its my nigga orpheus!

lets go 1 hour with no inside jokes. -...credits, will do fine.

IM CHRIS KOPPEL, AND THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT.

1st world problems!

im acting! in a PORN!

theres no retard in team.

this is photoshop, i can tell from all the pixels.

drink every time there's a one-liner, a bald guy, a terrible accent, or something gets cut in half by a sword. also, boobies.

duncan, if i choke you to the point where you pass out, do i win?

you guys dont know how to eat right! you eat pringles all wrong!

did you know nick d's last name was donato? i thought it was just "d".

someone doomcar'd a chihuahua on 280. before james got the memo.

im nate hout, and my parents are dead. ...wAnNa SeE wHeRe ThEy'Re BuRiEd?!?!?!?!?!

im nate hout, and i have kids, and for some reason i cant not be on a pogo stick. KIDS, I NEED BOTH OF YOU TO TIE ME OFF BEFORE WE CRASH THE CAR INTO THE MALL.

i could feel the heat radiating off her vagine.

NATES A BUTTERFACE

hey guys! remember....SEBULBA??

what gets me is, do you realize that george bush could easily be watching the same thing right now?

bui i just saw some white dude kill your grandpa in high def.

by the testicles of zeus......a giant scorpion!

credits...WILL do fine. NO, THEY WONT. - im the only human that can do it!

im a baby bird!

homer pulled an amiel, nate just pulls himself.

TJ, get HARD so paul can use you!

duncan, to be honest, your mustache is so awful that i cant even look at you right now.

hey, have you guys seen alladin 2: return of didja'fart?

goddamn, how much mckennamine did you do?

hey grandpa! move your wrinkly old keister! -...shut up!

hey feg betches, why dont you all chut the feck up so i can sleep you fegs. betch.

WHO WANTS TO STAY UP UNTIL 420 TO SMOKE. SOME. WEED.?!

hey alfonso, your dongs out. hey, alfongoloid, stop being a mongoloid! this lamp really ties the room together.

bui, dani...thanks for making a fort with me.

why do you think we're under this table? because GIRLS. DONT. LIKE. US.

im chris koppel! and poverty doesnt strike, I DO.

its me, bo! ...your brother! -yeah, except not! hes not pathetic like you!

whats your favorite taco bell side dish? if you look up hout trout in the dictionary...

good morning nate. - i threw my phone in a glass of wine.

christ he WONT SHUT OFF

whats her shirt say? "slut", in elvish?

when did wanda sykes get hot?

softcore porn is so much easier to follow than the scorpion king 2.

the scorpion king 2?!?! i didnt know they made another! is it any good?!

who wants to listen to white zombie for the rest of the day?

hmm... i just realized this, but as of last night, ive kissed more boys in my life than girls. and im the straightest guy ever.

do da do da do da do da dude ass.

oh hes the double droppah! the dub beneath! its a worldwide ting!

are you candy bocim?

BATTLE ROYALE ON THE UPSTAIRS DECK! hey, where my glasses at?!

i suck at school because of you and dubstep.

sammy's trapped at burning man!

my god did that smell good.

hey.......where the road at?!?

FAT LIP

they do i tell you, they do! ...that was acting.

wait, how long have you all been wearing life vests?

seriously, i turned away for 10 seconds, and nate was completely naked.

Where'd you learn to drive? TJ taught me! Mmm, tastes like... Mango...

If you were a knave I'd banish you.

Is you rollin!!? Bitch I might be!

I'm sick of kissing guys! Where da gurls at!?

Where's my baby! Where's Aaron!

FUCK ME TYSON FUCK ME!!

oh god it's winking at me!

i kind of feel bad that we've made homer so gay

Outkast - Stankonia 2000

picked this back up last week and its been one of two cds ive listened since that point. fucking brilliant. these kids know how to make music. one of the best rap albums of all times.

http://www.mediafire.com/?21pxe4ltjca

3/12 - 3/14

when would i ever need to know what a delorean is? and why is there no pork on saturday?

oh hey mr. galore. we love cash! whered ya get this?!

i think im addicted...allergic to alcohol. - those are very similar situations.

hey T-stupid, whens the test on dropshots?

my god did that smell good.

you leakin, blood. call an ambalance!

is this willie from myspace?

nate pulled a nate and is bleeding out on the bathroom floor. get people magazine!

whats in the fire hydrant? - uuhhh fire, dumbass

kleetus ya want a brownie show? im giving myself a pringle show.

im FRIED, and nate is KETIED, and we are black warriors.

you know what would be EVEN BETTER? if we put NATE's balls on TJ's forehead! LOLOLOLOLOLO

is anyone else going to drunk mom dance with me?

bui, i need you guys to come back. i am fucking destroyed right now, pacing and cleaning and washing everything and screaming choking victim lyrics at full volume. also, apparently i made a pizza, if anyone wants it.

the worst part about being a moslam is the farting.

so what really happened to his throat? - his sister accidentally the entire handlebars.

this NEVER. GETS. OLD.

is it mustache march, or MURDER MARCH?

hout it get so difficult for me to form the words "sausage mcmuffin"?

hes in the kleetal position!

hey jackie, why did you accidentally tekken 6 the whole maglite?

WHERE THA TOWELS AT?!

okay, if we're going to walk this dog, we're going to do it right.

what did one lesbian say to the other? - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TJ THE COPS ARE COMING AND THIS SAUSAGE BURRITO IS ALL OF THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW

are you buzz lightyear? i love your movies.

drews tentacle-ing on the couch

amiel fell asleep in the dogs butt.

its dyson! SHES GONNA BLOW HIM AWAAAYY!

im 30 years old, and my parents are dead. or in prison.

id love to sleep right now, if brain ray would stop making noise.

im going to get BEAN TOWN tattooed on my knuckles. its a place north of broomfield that has one giant bean.

its the first friday of the month! you know what that means!

hey do you dudes remember that vocal cord guy? what was his name, sandstorm?

did you see the shark?

vegas blows. too many billboards!

hey man what are you up to? - just chilling. cold chillin.

no hetero

wangis khan

come watch brian suck at starfox. slippy, nooooooooooooo!

a pink...i want to say vinyl purse?

theres a feces extractor parked in my garage

would you say this color is coral, or deep salmon?

who is frank fertilestien?

hey. i mustache you a question.

why is 7 afraid of 9? because 8 ate his family?

you what? you what? you dont what?

lol i thought it said robort foord.

having trouble with your droid? credits WILL do fine.

tap Z twice!

A Dead Motion - Glass Wall Scenery 2009

i dont know, it sounds really good, but its not the tech kind of metalcore. its breakdown-y, with the alternated vocals. im just enjoying having the sound around right now.



http://www.mediafire.com/?kf9fnm2woym

Obligatorisk Tortyr - Aterforodelse 2007

im ready to fight the next person i see to death. in unrelated news, this is like skitsystem at the top of their game with better production.


http://www.mediafire.com/?bydn3mm2m3k

Mainliner - Mainliner Sonic 1997

fuck everything



http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z7M4ATU0

Run DMT - Get Ripped Or Die Trying 2010

strange stuff, one 22minute song. its like the albums velvet cacoon stole, mixed with plankton wat, and then he only plays a minute or two of each part and then switches it completely to something else. its mellow and super psychedelic and very abrupt, but i kind of like this approach compared to his first album where its like 14 individual short songs.

http://www.mediafire.com/?tuz1zwndmqw

Daughters - S/T 2010

sorry for the lapse in posts.

the fact that i love the shit out of this album came as a complete surprise to me, as i didnt know about daughters before june 2008 when they opened for russian circles and i was not expecting the singers shenanigans. which is really unfortunate, considering that if they were opening for pretty much any other band, i would have been spitting on my nuts along with him. regardless, you all should get a fucking load of the sleeveless hoodie-wearing guitarists guitar. holy. fucking. god. i didnt even know 9-stringed 6 string guitars existed. its beautiful.


1. The Virgin
2. The First Supper
3. The Hit
4. The Theatre Goer
5. Our Queens (One Is Many, Many Are One)
6. The Dead Singer
7. Sweet Georgia Brom
8. The Unattractive, Portable Head


http://www.mediafire.com/?dfjma0hjwy5



you can kind of see it in this picture; he may have left the band though. the top 3 strings are all double stringed and double tuned; 4 nuts on the bottom and 5 on the top of the guitar head. its fucking insane. i would love one of these guitars for drone.

3/6

its will2k all day today!

no fate...but what we make!

ive been wanting to fight someone ever since 1:45, when we met bui and homer.

everyone talk only like darth maul for the rest of the day and dont tell bui...yes, my master.

i forgot that we forgot about alfred! again!

watch out! santas got the lightgloves on and he wants to put a christmas morning in your chimney.

whats your favorite fruit? UH OH. its back for more!

homer, i am going to die if i dont find your dark pawn.

oh HAAAAYYY! im TJ, and i look like a 6 foot neon blue walking condom!

im the glitch modulator, debt consolidator.

i TOLD you to SAVE part of that LIGHTSHOW FOR ME

are you allowed to buy tennis skirts if you suck at tennis?

its the haitian ipod shuffle!

yes. i am dressed like bo. to spite bo.

can we take 40's into panda express?

wait, does nate hate pineapple express or panda express?

I AM WATCHING A GIRL MAKE OUT WITH HER DOG

somesing else you may not know, i like to buy purebreds, give them a weave, and then tattoo eyebrows on them

oh hey everyone. no, we are not going to offer to make you breakfast. in fact, we are surprised that you are all still even in our house.

its DJ Hout Trout! dont tell him what he cant do!

hout i get so drunk?

theres a shewolf. in the closet.

i got to her house but there were 5 guys in line already.

NO WE DONT HAVE ANY CIGARETTES

stop callin me squirrel boy!

yeah...SEE YA!

whats that door made out of? pudding?

did you see the ocean?

who's whinier? paul, or luke skywalker?

let's launch over it!

is this video for gay or straight people? because im getting horny either way.

i want someone to take me to the hospital.

Gerbophilia - Militeratogene 2007

i regret not putting this up earlier. my favorite grind-anything album ever. swiss, girl singer (although its much harder than usual to tell), and fucking hilarious. the album never slows down unless its a joke, and holy shit everything is mixed to perfection. PERFECT. ALBUM.



http://rapidshare.com/files/106156037/Gerbophilia-Militeratogene-2007.rar

Psychic Attack Of The Psyduck - Secret Hiding Places 2008

i hate when people younger than me make amazing albums. also when they somehow make songs called kilauea that are physically making me hungry. its downright pavlovian. its very similar to tobacco in style of approach, but PAOTP has a completely different tone and beat and genre for each song.

so...somewhere between fuck buttons, tobacco, holy fuck, and lightning bolt. and hes definitely using microkorg samples for some songs.



1. Wild Tropical Pillow Fight
2. Kilauea
3. Good Snacks
4. Hollow
5. Nowhere Doors
6. Lester
7. Pencil Magic
8. Example Four
9. Diagonal Digging
10. Wheelie
11. Street Light Disco
12. Wet Zebra
13. Secret Hiding Place
14. A Vision
15. Farewell Ducky


http://sharebee.com/a137c9aa





And because its equally cool, first album. Its got some neat breaks, and the song fury swipes is one of the most seismically-active, crushingly slow beats Ive ever heard. I think the sample is the depth charge from attack of the clones.

1. The Legend of Psyduck
2. Resting on a Rock
3. Fury Swipes
4. Wading Along the Seafoam Islands
5. Another Headache, Still No Memory
6. Missingno
7. Wave of Psychic Energy
8. 054
9. Psychic Storm
10. Parasomniac
11. Wake Up, Snorlax
12. CONFUSERAY
13. Couldn't Quite Catch This One

http://sharebee.com/cfde1dcb

Title Fight - The Last Thing You Forget 2009

real good. heard of it due to bretts/jordans eBoner for the band, so thanks wangs. more of the scream-y pop punk, less of the ramones pop punk.



1. Symmetry
2. Introvert
3. No One Stays at the Top Forever
4. Memorial Field
5. Loud and Clear
6. Youreyeah
7. Room 200
8. Evander
9. Anaconda Sniper
10. Goldwaite
11. Neck Deep
12. Western Haikus


http://www.mediafire.com/?hnjjzgyy3zy

Destroy All Operating Systems - Change 2009

LIYL - daughters, the chariot, gaza, music, noise, sounds, sine waves.

its short, anyway

http://www.mediafire.com/?ioiqdmmtm2d

Bomb The Music Industry!

So there's a shit ton of new and/or recently released BTMI stuff, and its all free, and instead of wanking around and pretending to review/catalog one of my favorite bands ever just go download it all. And donate, because it feels awesome, and you can probably write it off your taxes.

http://bombthemusicindustry.tumblr.com/

WARNING - Totally not tax-deductible. Eat shit, and do it anyway; you don't know any bands that deserve it more.

While you're perusing all the free shit on the quote unquote page, check out Kudrow who just released a new EP, ft. one Jeff Rosenstock on vocals and probably 30 other instruments. They have a song called Blink-182 Reunion.

Follow The White Rabbit - S/T 2008

oh wow. the first album ive heard out of russia in a while that has amazing production and a great sound and ahhhhh fuck its like East EP - era gaza mixed with opeth mixed with the chariot mixed with someone fucking amazing that does a lot of operatic vocals. neato stuff.


update: without expending any effort to verify this, im not so sure they are russian. because the singer, at least the one who does most of the vocals, has either a perfect american accent or is-

-update 2: theyre totally from st. petersburg. kudos to this guys voice.



http://www.mediafire.com/?dldnzfyjlyw

Mono - Hymn to the Immortal Wind (2009)

I plan to flood the blogosphere with post rock until we can no longer breathe.

Post-rock meets classical. It's surprisingly good.

Download

2/13

SOMEONE GO GET NATE AND BO, ITS TIME FOR GAY SEX

you like sig ep? what about kappa sig? you should come to our parties.

anyone know who broseph goebbels is? whered bromo sapien go?

i just found someones phone, called the last person on their outgoing calls, and hid the phone in a cupboard.

not only are they fraternal brothers, theyre both in the same frat too.

if you had said "imagine bo with boobies" thats EXACTLY the person i had envisioned.

how fast should this strobe be?!

well, my dads work brought us to haiti, but then we moved back right before it happened.

who the hell did i lose slackjaw to?

this is jeremy, the first person i was ever gay with. and this is tj, the last person i was ever gay with!

PHO-TO BOOTH! PHO-TO BOOTH! GET OUT OF THE WAY SCENE KIDS, WE HAVE A PRIORITY!

yeah you like it? i just grew it out tonight.

when the uprising comes, pauls probably going to be the first to go.

what are you doing down there? are you peeing?

dont cross the streams. DO CROSS THE STREAMS!

Miike Snow - S/T 2009

C. A. T. C. H. Y.
addictive! quality music from the dudes who wrote/won a grammy for toxic. plus i have a ticket to the show, because my name spelled backwards is "impulse buys".



1. Animal
2. Burial
3. Silvia
4. Song for No One
5. Black & Blue
6. Sans Soleil
7. A Horse Is Not A Home
8. Cult Logic
9. Plastic Jungle
10. In Search Of
11. Faker

http://www.mediafire.com/file/tuo05ofk1qz/MS-MS.rar

Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA 2009

the first time i heard this was friday, and my first impressions of it are now innately linked to watching a goofy infectious grin spread across paul and bo and nates faces as they ripped off all of their clothes and started knocking over furniture and grinding on anyone they didnt know/jacob. also i think this is the first time i saw one of bui's balls.

NoW i CaNt GeT eNoUgH!!!1


http://hotfile.com/dl/16897239/e5a91dd/Miley_Cyrus-Party_in_the_U_S_A-CDS-2009-B2R.rar.html

Songs that were once done with female vocals and then turned into dubstep.

Because I am fucking useless against female vocals.

Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Breakage Remix)
http://www.mediafire.com/?zygkyejhxcn
sparse, beautiful vocals (no shit massive attack), no real drop but twitchy drum n bass at the end

George Lenton - Sorry
http://www.mediafire.com/?otn2cimwjnz
double drummed, amazingly well placed vocal triggers, retarded drop

Blue Foundation - Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix)
http://www.mediafire.com/?4fmmokmho2v
amazing, yawning-glitch spacious-phased chipstep. its a new genre! this song has the added bonus of, when played at full volume/bass, transforming a vehicular commute from "hey! im driving a car!" to "oh fuck! someone filled my toaster oven with vibrators and then put wheels on it! there go my mirrors and gascap!". awesome.

And So I Watch You From Afar - Letters EP 2010

thrashy, sporadic post rock, which ends up being more a math-y prog exploration than standard post rock. really catchy, really well done. and nice and short.


01. S is for Salamander
02. D is for Django The Bastard
03. B is for B-Side
04. K is for Killing Spree (An Ode To)

http://rapidshare.com/files/333696593/se_vlepw_apo_to_araf_-_ta_grammata.rar

Pissed Jeans - King of Jeans 2009

i got it way late, and this is pretty far outside of my EXPERTISE, but its great! like a growlier young widows. and a lot like rudi P.



http://www.mediafire.com/?ejzf3th40qg

2/5

bui, come take a shit so i can pee between your legs!

how much dick do you want to see tonight? any? THEN MAINTAIN. EYE. CONTACT.

X, he is going to give it to ya. you are all ya, and you are all about to receive it from X.

are you...preserved in bromaldehyde?

when i think helter skelter, i think more race war and less moving furniture.

imagine if the next roadkill we see is a fucking zebra.

Welcome To Broomfield: Yes, It Is A Place!

next time we are going to mob the party in an RV. or an oversize load house on wheels.

whos in line for a chunky one?!

we are the trifecta. if anyone leaves, we are a bipod. forever.

hi im nate but you can call me n'.

EPROM! EPROM ITS ME! IM SLOWLY MAKING MY WAY TO THE FRONT!

the bui method of self introduction is 70% violent thrusting.

ummm...donde esta...la trabajo...de los manos? una handjobe?

160bpm! 160bpm!

if youre going to find ben, take the sink with you.

cuz now youre partying with rollin' homer.

we are all having a tequila sunrise if its the last goddamn thing we do.

i dont know which party youre at, but nate and i are over here.

I WENT TO DRUGS WORK HOSPITAL. id love to perform surgery but i still have drinks duct-taped into my hands!

theres one too many mackessys here. i dont care which one, but one of them has got to go.

it took 10 hours, but i got bui up to 2 and a half shots.

how did we all end up hoarse? was there yelling?

i dont want to point fingers, but as a crew, we had a lot of difficulty with that wooden fence door.

which game are we playing? SlackJaw Draw or edward vonnegut face?

throw a rock in the serengeti, and youre bound to hit one of these assholes.

watch out! theres both lions and a giggling girl around here somewhere.

who, paul? nah he just ran a train on himself.

Bassnectar - IDJ 2010 Mixtape

OH

MY

GOD

right click, save as
http://media.blubrry.com/bassnectar/www.bassnectar.net/podcasts/Bassnectar-2010IDJMixtape.mp3



oh god the wobbles


1. Azzido Da Bass - Doom’s Night (Timo Maas vs Bassnectar)
2. Bassnectar - Cozza Frenzy (Mega Bass Mix)
3. Rye Rye - Bang feat. MIA [aca]
4. S.C.A.M. - Let Me Hear You Say
5. Stagga – I Got Bass
6. Seductive Dubz - Hey!
7. Caravan Palace - Starscat
8. AAK & Double Step - (Bassnectar Edit)
9. Bassnectar - Boombox (Bassnectar Remix)
10. The Pixies - Where is My Mind? (Bassnectar Remix)
11. Nextmen - The Lion’s Den (Sigma vs Bassnectar)
12. Zen - Your Shout ft. Killabeats & Gry (Bassnectar Re-edit)
13. Bassnectar - Teleport Massive (Bassnectar Remix)
14. Bassnectar - Slam Dunk feat. Dunkelbunt
15. Bazznectar Medley - Tears for Modern English Masher
16. Damian Marley - It Was Written (Chasing Shadows Remix)
17. Kid Cudi - Day & Night (JOTS vs Crowdrock vs Bassnectar)
18. Malente & Dex - Lions (Bassnectar & iLL Gates Remix)

Afformance - A Glimpse To The Days That Pass 2010

because everyone has to go back to post rock at some point.

* its mostly instrumental. not totally.


http://www.multiupload.com/KQ5U69A7HK